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Journal Entry: Thu May 15, 2008, 8:05 AM
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How much of your teenage life have you messed up? (apparently school/college/uni = life...)

Have you...

[x] gotten detention (I got it about three times, which at the all-girls' school I went to means you're some kind of horrendous serial felon. Whatever.)
[ ] gotten a phone taken away in class
[ ] gotten suspended
[ ] gotten caught chewing gum (I'm good at stealth-chewing!)
[x] gotten caught cheating on a test (In French we would all look at each other's vocab test answers... :lol:)

Total so far: 2

[x] arrived late to class more than 5 times (:slow:)
[x] didn't do homework over 5 times
[ ] turned at least 3 projects in late (in this country you can't give stuff in late because no one will mark it :|)
[x] missed school just because you felt like it
[ ] laughed so loud you got kicked out of class

Total so far: 5

[ ] got your mum, dad etc. to get you out of school
[x] texted people during class
[x] passed notes
[x] threw stuff across the room
[x] laughed at the teacher (My teachers are legends...)

Total so far: 9

[x] been in a fight at school, fist, verbal (A mixture :D How sophisticated!)
[x] took pictures during school hours (How is that against any rules? :O)
[x] called someone during school hours
[x] listened to music player during school hours

Total so far: 13

[ ] threw something at the teacher
[x] went outside the classroom without permission
[x] broke the dress code
[ ] failed a class
[x] ate food during class

Total so far: 16

[x] gotten a call from school
[ ] couldn't go on a field trip cause you behaved badly
[x] didn't take your stuff to school
[x] stuck up finger when the teacher was not looking
[x] cursed during class loud enough so the teacher could hear you (My teachers swear too! :O)

Total so far: 20

[x] faked your parents' signature
[x] slept in class
[x] cursed at the teacher
[x] copied homework (ONCE, okay!?)
[ ] got in trouble with the principal

Total so far: 24

I have messed up 72% of my teenage life

I think you have to be a bit repressed in life to have not done most of these things, since these are all quite petty offences... also, wtf? Do you kids not have social lives because school isn't everything!





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    =sali-chan:iconsali-chan: 5 days 5 hours ago
    Welcome! :)

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    “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”
    It was……………………………………………….Dumbledore!

    The pinnacle of literary genius
    ~catz101:iconcatz101: 5 days 6 hours ago
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    =sali-chan:iconsali-chan: 6 days 12 hours ago
    No worries! :)

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    “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”
    It was……………………………………………….Dumbledore!

    The pinnacle of literary genius
    ~bubulincho:iconbubulincho: 6 days 19 hours ago Mood: Adoration
    :wave: thank you for the :+fav: !! :glomp:
    =sali-chan:iconsali-chan: May 9, 2008, 6:08:19 PM
    No worries. :)

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    Love Sarah :kitty:

    “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”
    It was……………………………………………….Dumbledore!

    The pinnacle of literary genius
    ~monokee:iconmonokee: May 9, 2008, 8:20:42 AM
    Thank you! :heart:

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    =WaroDaBeast:iconWaroDaBeast: May 7, 2008, 10:38:54 AM
    Tu sais pas c'que tu manques. :iconhellotharidiot:

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    Un seul mot de toi, et ma sécheresse devient humide. :flirty:
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    =sali-chan:iconsali-chan: May 7, 2008, 9:59:40 AM
    NON. :|

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    “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”
    It was……………………………………………….Dumbledore!

    The pinnacle of literary genius
    =WaroDaBeast:iconWaroDaBeast: May 7, 2008, 2:44:07 AM
    Donnes-moi donc du plaisir. :eyes:

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    Un seul mot de toi, et ma sécheresse devient humide. :flirty:
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    =sali-chan:iconsali-chan: May 6, 2008, 8:38:37 AM
    Ahhh. :giggle:

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    Love Sarah :kitty:

    “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”
    It was……………………………………………….Dumbledore!

    The pinnacle of literary genius
    =WaroDaBeast:iconWaroDaBeast: May 6, 2008, 5:57:57 AM
    Well, it's kind of a vindicative word when used in such a fashion.

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    Un seul mot de toi, et ma sécheresse devient humide. :flirty:
    — J. Plante
    =sali-chan:iconsali-chan: May 5, 2008, 8:03:11 AM
    I'm not saying it's wrong, since you live in a francophone country you're probably right.

    It's just weird to see "donc" in between those two words, as "cesser de" is an infinitive. It's probably just a structure I'm not used to, as you live in Réunion... perhaps there is a slight difference or something, or I just haven't yet encountered that structure for some other reason. :XD:

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    Love Sarah :kitty:

    “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”
    It was……………………………………………….Dumbledore!

    The pinnacle of literary genius
    =WaroDaBeast:iconWaroDaBeast: May 5, 2008, 2:04:47 AM
    Because of the donc right after the verb? People often say that in French.

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    Un seul mot de toi, et ma sécheresse devient humide. :flirty:
    — J. Plante
    =sali-chan:iconsali-chan: May 4, 2008, 6:01:52 PM
    Cesses donc de

    There's something about that that sounds awfully weird, but I'm not sure if it's a structure I just haven't encountered before...

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    Love Sarah :kitty:

    “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”
    It was……………………………………………….Dumbledore!

    The pinnacle of literary genius
    =WaroDaBeast:iconWaroDaBeast: May 4, 2008, 5:50:34 PM
    Cesses donc de m'importuner avec tes conneries ! >:C

    Right, I got the flow now?

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    Un seul mot de toi, et ma sécheresse devient humide. :flirty:
    — J. Plante
    =sali-chan:iconsali-chan: May 1, 2008, 5:41:05 PM
    You're welcome.

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    Love Sarah :kitty:

    “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”
    It was……………………………………………….Dumbledore!

    The pinnacle of literary genius
    ~VampVampy:iconVampVampy: May 1, 2008, 4:53:21 PM
    Ohhhhh.
    Well, I got it now.
    thank yeh, sali-chan. :3

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    +Someday you will die somehow and something's gonna steal your carbon.+
    =sali-chan:iconsali-chan: May 1, 2008, 10:02:44 AM
    It's called Dolly Song ("Ievan Polka" Loituma Remix) and it's by Holly Dolly, a character made for the German mobile company, Jamba!.

    Try looking for it on LimeWire, if you have any more trouble just lemme know and I'll send you my copy.

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    Love Sarah :kitty:

    “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”
    It was……………………………………………….Dumbledore!

    The pinnacle of literary genius
    ~VampVampy:iconVampVampy: Apr 30, 2008, 8:33:31 PM
    You know, I never found that exact song.

    I ended up have to use some low quality recording program to get it off of YouTube.

    Oy. :3

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    +Someday you will die somehow and something's gonna steal your carbon.+
    =sali-chan:iconsali-chan: Apr 26, 2008, 10:18:25 AM
    I'm very sorry. :C

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    Love Sarah :kitty:

    “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”
    It was……………………………………………….Dumbledore!

    The pinnacle of literary genius
    ~CadenceKiller:iconCadenceKiller: Apr 25, 2008, 2:36:14 PM
    ...I'm ruined. I have been doomed to endure forty-some chapters of mind numbing idiocy because of my arrogance during the reading of your signature.
    "It couldn't possibly be as bad as all that, now." I thought to myself.

    It's like watching a fucking train wreck, I can't look away..

    I hope you're satisfied with yourself >8[

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    =sali-chan:iconsali-chan: Apr 23, 2008, 10:02:45 AM
    I don't think my artwork is of sufficient quality to set foot in somewhere as treacherous as SketchTavern.

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    Love Sarah :kitty:

    “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”
    It was……………………………………………….Dumbledore!

    The pinnacle of literary genius
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    ~Neilando:iconNeilando: Apr 23, 2008, 12:06:52 AM
    STOP PRESSURING HER

    no but seriously. PLEEEASE I love you